Let it Blizzard!

I can't believe it! It worked!

Flashback to December 2008.
SETTING: Parent's house in Oklahoma for Christmas.
TEMPERATURE: 75 degrees
MY ATTIRE: Winter clothing.
WHY?: It's December.
MY MOOD: Irritable
WHY?: I'm hot!

Flashback to January 22, 2009.
SETTING: My house in Colorado.
TEMPERATURE: 65 degrees
MY ATTIRE: Winter clothing.
WHY?: It's January.
MY MOOD: Irritable
WHY?: I want snow!

Flashback to Groundhog Day (February) 2009.
SETTING: In car on the way to work.
TEMPERATURE: 53 degrees
MY ATTIRE: Winter clothing.
WHY? It's February.
MY MOOD: Looking up
WHY? Phil saw his shadow.

Flashback to March 2, 2009.
SETTING: At work.
TEMPERATURE: 76 degrees
MY ATTIRE: Winter clothing
WHY? No spring clothing.
MY MOOD: You guessed it.
WHY? Need I say more.

Flashback the past two weeks.
SETTING: Work, home, church, in car, etc.
TEMPERATURE: I've quit checking.
MY ATTIRE: Winter/Spring clothing
WHY? "If I buy spring clothes, maybe I'll embrace spring rather than dreaming about snow."
MY MOOD: Hopeful.
WHY? I have a plan.
WHAT? A Snow Dance. Who knows, the rain dance worked for the Natives.

Today.
SETTING: Home
TEMPERATURE: 15 degrees
MY ATTIRE: fuzzy sweater, sweats, fuzzy socks
WHY? It's snowing!!!!!!!!!
MY MOOD: NEVER BETTER!!!!
WHY? SNOW DAY!!!!

I feel so good, I might even show you the Snow Dance if you ask!

Really?!?!

I pick up the vibrating cell phone on my desk and see that it's Troy.

Me: Hi!

Troy: (in sad voice) Hello. Guess what.

Me: (in an equally sad, but worried voice) What?

Troy: (after a short pause) I'm getting another call. I'll have to call you back. Love you, bye.

Me: (holding the phone in front of me looking at the blank screen) Really?!?!

Am I a patient woman or what?